the noise and the hurry

Summertime Blues

cool, calm & collected

Maximum Potential

Nice doggy. Cute little pooch. Maybe I've got a Milk-Bone. 

Nothing's Shocking

Nope. Nothing wrong here.

don't ya start me talkin'

soon to be all the rage: corporate coif

Friends 4 Ever

loose lips sink ships

Drivin'

Vintage

This can is from the 2008 vintage and includes the *four* ingredients of alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and guarana.

Worst Birthday Ever

15 minutes. Over.

Rulez

Who wears their cap backwards anymore?

Less you. More me.

I've been under the weather recently.

POS Machine

Join Us

everyone has one special thing

Pinz

Quality VS Quantity ?

Pussy Cat

everything is a play thing.

FAILURE

luck has nothing to do with it

Still Life

Summer Time Blues

Kha Kha Khaki

CCTV

No, I don't have my own TV show.

Hen House

More Kittens in the Monitor

i am more of a coors type of guy myself

Still Kickin'

only monkeys point

condemnation

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

My name is Buck

No monkey bites, no hickeys – in fact no leavin no marks of no kind. But after that, it's allll goooood

Girls

I need to get out less often

Infamous

Some plebeian actually coughed up $$$ to buy my photos at this auction.

Why Not?

Apparently the letter T and H aren't on this years budget

Words To Live By

By the time I got my camera out I had already ran out of ammo

Highway to HELL

Enterprise Rent-A-Car rental agreement said nothing about practicing satanism in their cars. I also smoked in the fucker!!!

Good GOD!

Use your right (dominate) hand to firmly but gently stroke the shaft whilst pleasuring the head using your other hand and mouth.

Saving all my Love

Prince Valiant would be turning over in his grave

Key to my heart

Its all here, you just have to find it!

Movin' and a Shakin'

Without my rifle, I am useless.

Skulls!

I will accept any reality you give to me.

Found!

They found this dude. No thanks to me or any of you.

Nothing to Hide

Will pink toenails every go out of style?!?!?!

Winter Wonderland

Everywhere looks exactly the same. I feel like I am in Bob Dylan's Discography.

Terrible Lie

We have all been there before.

More Pee Shots

Once in a dream I forgot what year it was. When I woke up I had missed a dentist appointment.

Dead Giveaways

I accept Jesus as my lord and saver.

if the glove fits

KITTENS ARE FUCKING AWESOME!!!

"I'm gonna name mine Dillinger"

Very Small, Very Dead

Dear Mom and Dad, thanks for all the art school.

Fire, Works.

The single worst moment of my life

Ludlow and Stanton Summer 2010

1984 called and wants its junkies back. We can keep the couch

Girl

Well, most guys I know who are in Mergers and Acquisitions really don't like it.

Wiz

I don't think Dr. Seuss was actually a Doctor.