Expecting a Saviour

Pregnant women of modern times can thank the OG of being pregnant for all the close parking spots and vacancy signs on motels. Virgin Mary we salute you!

Pick a winner

Just across from the Museum in central park there is a great path and I think a bridge or maybe a tunnel. Best place to do a pre-museum J. Get advanced tickets though, standing in the ticket line ripped out of your mind will really put your life into perspective.

Slayer

Shake the disease

The whole world loves cheap meat.

I WANT YOU FUCKERS DEAD

Female, 6 years old?!?! You fucking animals I want to see you all burn. I spend 6+ hours a day cruising the www reading about NY history (perk of unemployment). Was it really a matter of time before I stumbled upon the registered sex offenders site for the Lower East Side? There actually is an iPhone app for that. Their current home addresses are listed, get creative.

Everywhere a sign

Signs I saw in the UK and Brooklyn. Guess which ones are from where correctly and ill let you know what building to not break into!

Thunder and Lightning

No witty metaphor here. Just god smiting the shit outta all my enemies.

Dear, Deer

Your eyes have been replaced with marbles. You probably had a lot of fun outdoors but now your hanging on a wall in a crappy bar. Good thing your eyes are glass. Watching yuppies watch sports and try to bone chicks isn't that fun anyway.

Windows to the Soul

Awe Inspiring

A view of the world like this can only confirm that there is no god.

Flyin' High

Nothing beats a window seat except when your flying over the ocean in a prop engine airplane.

Results May Vary

My friend told me that their Sergeants Benevolent Association card is "everywhere you want to be". Not to be a contradicting Cassady, but I think that police benevolence is probably based ca$e by ca$e.

joy Ride

The safest place to make a withdrawal at 3:40 AM.

Tasty Burger

Q: Why does everyone in the UK drink so much?

A: Because having a lack of inhibition is the only way one could approach the slop they call food.

Puke 2.0

The Great Debate

DOES god EXIST? Who cares when you can get a David Hasselhoff tan without an appointment.

WOLF

All we need is Jack Nicholson and Michelle Pfeiffer and we could have ourselves a hit sequel on our hands.

New Saviour

One day when I open up my own Mega Church my loyal flock of sheep will remember me by "the dude who brought Kurosawa to the JumboTrons of the south"

On a plain

"you can't trust your perception at this altitude" especially when the sedative formerly known as diazepam is kicking out the jams.

truth in advertising

Its good to see that this chick got some work.

Killin' me softly

A+ for effort. I gave this guy the contents of my wallet because I am a humanitarian and a true believer of love.

when good dogs go bad

I can't remember a thing about this picture. It is safe to say it wasn't worth it.

snaggletooth tiger

This guy wore a 32W x 42L pair of jeans. They had to have been the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen in my life. Regardless of his moron pants he had one heck of a smile.

been down so goddamn long

Yes, a whole month is a long time to not post any new work. I've been splitting my time between OTB and logging FF miles. I live the good life.

Shreddin'

Spent the last few weeks running from the Chinese mob. Apparently there are still some all cash businesses left in this town. Funny thing is they also accept fingers and other limbs as forms of down payment. Didn't get my photo taking finger though...more work to come

Cassady Classic

A classic from the Cassady Archives. The only thing I can recall from this evening was that I was sippin' on some sizurp and that I slept for almost 24 hours. I just realized I can make larger thumbnails. Don't get too wet, but pictures will now be a bit bigger! A lot more to come...

tool fans wearing tool t-shirts at a tool concert

During the alcohol induced storm known as last weekend I found myself at the All Points West festival in New Jersey. Overall the festival was a complete bore except for the free grey goose bar I found backstage. Aside from Shawn Corey Carter (aka Jay-Z) and My Bloody Valentine every band was an absolute embarrassment to rock and roll. The biggest embarrassment though had to be every single tool fan in attendance. I don't know what fan message board said that everyone should wear a tool t-shirt to a tool concert but about 80% of them came through. I felt like Kevin Spacey's character in SEVEN disgraced and angered with everything I saw. It was hard not to laugh as I walked around telling eager tool fans I was hired by APW to take photos of tool fans in their tool t-shirts. Not sure who really got the last laugh in this one

slightly bitter taste

I.C.B

I found this in the bathroom of a karaoke bar. Im happy it ended up in the sink and not in the hands of the DJ. The Killers butchered Joy Division's Shadowplay and they had Autotune. I don't even want to imagine what this potential Ted Bundy of karaoke would have done to that song.

Home is where the heart is

Enter the 36 Chambers

Sleepy Puppy

Faith in Science

"Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning."-Harry

My Heart

does a body good

The Garden State

Wrong Place. Right Time

"This city is full of enablers"-social worker who gave me a HJ in a bathroom.

speed(ing)

Perfect Strangers

This was New Years day (2008?). During the last day of (2007?) I had locked myself out of my apartment but made a resolution to get back in sometime in the new year. Rather than bummin' out I hit the streets and made friends fast. You would be surprised how far the line "I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em" will get you in this city.

bump and GRIND

Have you ever stayed up way past your bed time (for more than a few nights in a row) listening to INXS in excess?