Key to my heart

Its all here, you just have to find it!

Movin' and a Shakin'

Without my rifle, I am useless.

Skulls!

I will accept any reality you give to me.

Found!

They found this dude. No thanks to me or any of you.

Nothing to Hide

Will pink toenails every go out of style?!?!?!

Winter Wonderland

Everywhere looks exactly the same. I feel like I am in Bob Dylan's Discography.

Terrible Lie

We have all been there before.

More Pee Shots

Once in a dream I forgot what year it was. When I woke up I had missed a dentist appointment.

Dead Giveaways

I accept Jesus as my lord and saver.

if the glove fits

KITTENS ARE FUCKING AWESOME!!!

"I'm gonna name mine Dillinger"

Very Small, Very Dead

Dear Mom and Dad, thanks for all the art school.

Fire, Works.

The single worst moment of my life

Ludlow and Stanton Summer 2010

1984 called and wants its junkies back. We can keep the couch

Girl

Well, most guys I know who are in Mergers and Acquisitions really don't like it.

Wiz

I don't think Dr. Seuss was actually a Doctor.

Luck of the Irish

Tiffany, your artwork has been framed and is now hanging in the Musée du Cassady.

Legs! Legs! Legs!

Call me the Hunter

One day Im gonna be the most famous National Geographic Photographer that ever lived thanks to my Urban Hunting Studies Portfolio.

Poker Face

Frog and Toad are Friends

Soft as Snow

Too Cute!

ATM MACHINE: feed me a stray cat

Armitage Shanks

Classy

Homage to the three wise monkeys

An homage is sooooo 2007

Good till the last drop

Gin and Juice and Cookies!

Six Six Six in the mooooooornin'

SOOO CUTE!!!

A rare glimpse at the soon to be extinct...

Fool to cry

Fun With Guns

I damn near broke my crazy neck

drukQs

Good Marketing. Good Products. Repeat Clients.

Selp Fortait

Today I woke up and felt like I was some type of disease

J(m)Z

Suckers are suffering severe summer service disruptions. Its time Jigga Man dropped a little summer magic for the masses

Highly Secure

Its good to know that the dude responsible for watching the holland tunnel has a comfortable enough chair to fall asleep in.

cum

If I knew you were going to break my heart the least you could have done was paid for the dry cleaning.

Bottoms Up

Bottomed Out

Come out to plaaaayaaay

This is what we fought all night to get back to?

Ruals, Ruals, Ruals.

Two words to sum up your filthy habets.

West Side highway

Jenga

One of us could already tell that "it wasn't meant to be"

Things I Drunk 2.0

Walking Ad Campaign for Advil.

More Mind Blowin' Performance Art (Blowing My Mind)

My "NO THANKS" Button tends to get jammed after the third or fourth drink so I always tend to end up at some turd of an event. After an hour of intolerable boredom this "artist" decided to ditch the clothes in exchange for some more respectable dancing fabric. These two tikes never saw the full frontal coming, their parents the therapy bill.

oh deer lord!

possession is nine tenths of the law

ONLY IN NEW YORK!

Nose and Needle Drugs...The new White Truffle

Persian Princess