I.C.B

I found this in the bathroom of a karaoke bar. Im happy it ended up in the sink and not in the hands of the DJ. The Killers butchered Joy Division's Shadowplay and they had Autotune. I don't even want to imagine what this potential Ted Bundy of karaoke would have done to that song.

Home is where the heart is

Enter the 36 Chambers

Sleepy Puppy

Faith in Science

"Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning."-Harry

My Heart

does a body good

The Garden State

Wrong Place. Right Time

"This city is full of enablers"-social worker who gave me a HJ in a bathroom.

speed(ing)

Perfect Strangers

This was New Years day (2008?). During the last day of (2007?) I had locked myself out of my apartment but made a resolution to get back in sometime in the new year. Rather than bummin' out I hit the streets and made friends fast. You would be surprised how far the line "I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em" will get you in this city.

bump and GRIND

Have you ever stayed up way past your bed time (for more than a few nights in a row) listening to INXS in excess?

Minimalist Composition

The reason why I am so slow at posting photos

Cheap Head

Ive never had an old BJ but I guess the price is right.

Jordache

Big Hairy Pussy

Old people shouldn't live alone with their cats, they tend to forget to cleanup after them. This rule should apply to the lazy youth of today. I passed out on this girls couch and woke up choking on the fur.

a Hard Nights Day

Outdated Accessories

NYFD Scab

It turns out Robert Englund's stunt double got a job after the Nightmare on Elm Street series. He now spends his nights breaking up parties in Brooklyn. The way I see it this dude owes me 3 hours of killer DJing and 2 hits of nuclear Ecstasy.

Hard Drivin'

Tattooed Shanks

Safari

Bump

Broken Frames

Puke

Cake Face

As I am posting these images I realize that there is no written context for them. A lot of these are from the "Cassady Archives". As I begin to catch up to the year 2009 I will probably be able to give them a little more information. This image, like many of its brothers and sisters, was taken on a night where a casserole of drugs and alchohol were left to bake in my tummy. When told the casserole's recipe, chef Ledger and sous chef Jackson were left blushing pale. Restauranteur Liza Minnelli ate 7.

Shit

Girl with unnamed pet rat

Go to the head of the class

Since I am so far behind in the world of the internet I will try to bring myself to posting a ton of photographs each and everyday. I lost my camera in a chinese funeral procession so I got nothing but time. Remember when big sister was making fun of little brother while dad got a lap dance? While your thinking about it Im gonna post some photos...xoxox

Losing my virginity-Off-Duty Heros

Perhaps it is a bit pathetic that at this date and time I am only posting my first photo blog entry. Maybe I've been fighting it tooth and nail and just realized it was time to surrender. Too long has the photo blog been plagued by ass kissers, ladder climbers, talentless losers, forever students, and nature lovers. When did the face of art decide to take one on the chin? It is true all of our heroes are now dead. This is the time of instant fame and success, its what we have all dreamed of, and I hate it. The success of my work can only be measured by my own glorified demise while attempting to document our collective own