Kittens for Sale

At 0.99¢ a lb who could resist!

Bad Trip

One could only assume that the mushrooms you saw in that book one time would be like the mushrooms you took that one time. You can take the boy out of the city but you can't take the city out of the boy. This was the worst stomachache ever

Strange Days

When the Great Wave comes crashing Johnny Thunders will be there to give me my wings.

Cold Hearted Killer

If only the phrase "Trained to Fuck" could fit on a license plate

Victimless Crime?

I can't believe what people with money can get away with

Walk of Shame

Some evenings we do something we regret and when walking home at 8 am all we can manage to do is keep our eyes on the ground. Sometimes I find knives and crack pipes on the ground. Same day! Fuck me, right?

Winter Wonderland

Shoot a mother fucker in the back!

Smiles 2

2010 Census: More people with black SUVs are at the GoGo Bars around 10am.