Girls

I need to get out less often

Infamous

Some plebeian actually coughed up $$$ to buy my photos at this auction.

Why Not?

Apparently the letter T and H aren't on this years budget

Words To Live By

By the time I got my camera out I had already ran out of ammo

Highway to HELL

Enterprise Rent-A-Car rental agreement said nothing about practicing satanism in their cars. I also smoked in the fucker!!!

Good GOD!

Use your right (dominate) hand to firmly but gently stroke the shaft whilst pleasuring the head using your other hand and mouth.

Saving all my Love

Prince Valiant would be turning over in his grave