Dear, Deer

Your eyes have been replaced with marbles. You probably had a lot of fun outdoors but now your hanging on a wall in a crappy bar. Good thing your eyes are glass. Watching yuppies watch sports and try to bone chicks isn't that fun anyway.

Windows to the Soul

Awe Inspiring

A view of the world like this can only confirm that there is no god.

Flyin' High

Nothing beats a window seat except when your flying over the ocean in a prop engine airplane.

Results May Vary

My friend told me that their Sergeants Benevolent Association card is "everywhere you want to be". Not to be a contradicting Cassady, but I think that police benevolence is probably based ca$e by ca$e.

joy Ride

The safest place to make a withdrawal at 3:40 AM.

Tasty Burger

Q: Why does everyone in the UK drink so much?

A: Because having a lack of inhibition is the only way one could approach the slop they call food.

Puke 2.0

The Great Debate

DOES god EXIST? Who cares when you can get a David Hasselhoff tan without an appointment.

WOLF

All we need is Jack Nicholson and Michelle Pfeiffer and we could have ourselves a hit sequel on our hands.

New Saviour

One day when I open up my own Mega Church my loyal flock of sheep will remember me by "the dude who brought Kurosawa to the JumboTrons of the south"

On a plain

"you can't trust your perception at this altitude" especially when the sedative formerly known as diazepam is kicking out the jams.

truth in advertising

Its good to see that this chick got some work.

Killin' me softly

A+ for effort. I gave this guy the contents of my wallet because I am a humanitarian and a true believer of love.

when good dogs go bad

I can't remember a thing about this picture. It is safe to say it wasn't worth it.

snaggletooth tiger

This guy wore a 32W x 42L pair of jeans. They had to have been the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen in my life. Regardless of his moron pants he had one heck of a smile.

been down so goddamn long

Yes, a whole month is a long time to not post any new work. I've been splitting my time between OTB and logging FF miles. I live the good life.